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{"fact":"A cat's normal temperature varies around 101 degrees Fahrenheit.","length":64}

{"fact":"The first commercially cloned pet was a cat named \"Little Nicky.\" He cost his owner $50,000, making him one of the most expensive cats ever.","length":140}

{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}

{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}

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{"fact":"Contrary to popular belief, the cat is a social animal. A pet cat will respond and answer to speech , and seems to enjoy human companionship.","length":141}

{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}

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